So I thought I would try something new here.
In this pandemic, what was your funniest moment in the last five days?
So, I will go first, and no,@ Mobile Dan, it was not beating someone with his own wiper. hihi.
This one goes to the porsche lady who threw a fit the other day on my arse while I was trying to buy rice and other random stuff. I literally have my hand on the box, she yanks it out of my hands, and starts to run, lo and behold, I had not yet let go of said box.
The sheerness of the look in her eyes was better than any cool elvis song.
Her stare said how dare you take my box of rice. I stared at her and said, how dare you think you more important than the whole line up behind me and my wife. She again looked at me like I was from venus or mars.
When I let go of the box, she was yelling and just basically went ballistic.
Here is a grown women, with a porsche coat on, and think her coat gives her an identity.
And then the funniest thing happened, a old lady behind said let it go. Porsche lady ran down the aisle leeking rice out of said box. My GF and I followed the rice, it led to a old beat up lexus. Old lady came by, I asked her if my girl and I can help you with your bags?
She said no, you just gave me a reason to sing.
So, plz if that aint funny, plz post one, or just say high
